Fresh from sneaking two young women out of yet another government building, Huckabilly for Life Bill Clinton may be called upon to rescue another dark haired beauty. Stranded and forlorn in her Ivory Tower, just a stone's throw from the Hollywood Freeway, Paula Abdul sobs incoherently into one of her oversized satin pillows.

Having befriended Kara DioGuardi and taken her in off the street years ago and now finding her a home on American Idol, the irony is biting. DioGuardi will be back on the show Paula helped build into the massive Juggernaut it is today

Her rival it seems has broken her dreams, by stealing the pearl of her fancy

So who better to console poor Paula and possibly stroke her ego while schmoozing the high level limousine liberal muckity mucks than their own idol, Slick Willie?

Maybe another come back for the Come Back Kid?

After all, what would American Idol be without the melodramatic empathy from the Queen of Nice? Nobody tells those contestants how great their aura shines after Simon's caustic dismissal of their screeching and discordant vocalizing, like Paula

So come on now. If ever America needed the special talents of a fast movin' smooth talkin' guy to aid a lady in distress, surely it is now. The cast and crew, all those warbling wannabees, and the millions ready and willing to be glued to their sets soon are rooting for Bubba to pull another rabbit out from under his desk and save Paula

Do it for her, do it for Idol, do it for the millions who clamor and speak her name

But Bill, gosh darn it, do it for Truth, Justice and the American Way!