Liberals Attack Teabaggers - Which Says a Mouthful

Once again, the laugh inducing cluelesness of the impotent liberal attacks against certain minority groups reveals the duplicity and dishonesty of their agenda

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Government to Endorse Junk Food and Smoking Cigarettes

Washington, D.C. - In a stunning and totally unexpected move, the Obama administration has suddenly pulled the rug from under the anti-smoking movement and is set to reverse laws prohibiting the use of tobacco in public places.

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What's Next For Bill Clinton, Rescuing Paula Abdul?

Fresh from sneaking two young women out of yet another government building, Huckabilly for Life Bill Clinton may be called upon to rescue another dark haired beauty.

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57th State Presents Obama's 48th Birthday Cake With Huge "44" On Top

As current president Obama noted several months back, he has visited nearly all of the 57 states, somehow avoiding Alaska and its charmingly hot female governor.

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Ale to the Chief - Biden Crashes Obama's Brew Ha-Ha Party

Noting president Obama was making a Federal Case out of the Cambridge Confrontation, Joe Biden, rumored to be the current vice president, wrangled his way to the little fold out card table set up strategically under the Klieg Lights in order to steal a little of the spotlight for …

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Fatties, Smokers and French Whores, Out on the Sidewalk !

Filthy Hacking Smokers must stand out in the heat, the cold and the rain if they want to destroy themselves with their self-inflicted death wish.

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Sarah Palin Political Genius and the Chalice of Poison

Sarah Palin's decision to step down as Alaska's governor was a brilliant move.

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Snapshot of History -National Ten Commandments Confrontation - Last Free Man to Leave

MONTGOMERY, Al - Having had an unquenchable curiosity most of my life, and a certain knack for being around history as it happens, I found my instincts drawing me to the epicenter of this confrontation for a firsthand, eyewitness account of the clock ticking down to the federally …

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Ugly Female Misogyny Hisses and Spits at Hot Naked Video of Erin Andrews

Having whetted their appetites foaming over highly successful attractive women by gnashing and slashing the ankles of Sarah Palin, vicious female misogynists eagerly gush flammable vitriol on the fires of outrage where Erin Andrews is concerned

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Obama Attacks Cambridge, Mass. Police Department - Says They Acted Stupidly - Implies They Are Racists

An admittedly uninformed president Barak Obama announced on national TV and multiple Cable News Outlets that "Cambridge police acted stupidly" when they arrested professor Henry Gates, a friend of the president's, after he broke into a house and officers dispatched to the scene d …

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Crusty Old Walter Cronkite Dies - Liberal Broadcaster To Speak No More

After ninety plus years, Walter Cronkite has reached that final sign off, and "That's the way it is".

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Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome and Snake Tounged Sally Quinn

Sally Quinn has gone Gonzo again, but this time it isn't Hunter Thompson she's pumping breathlessly by the roadside, it's every Liberal's favorite Political Pinata, Sarah Palin

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Obama Scopes Hot Girl Who Contributes To Global Warming

Ever vigilant and at the ready for nubile violaters radiating unseen pheromone emissions, Obama zeros in on a potential Hot Zone that may need an official government inquiry

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Sarah Palin Confounds Liberals- But They Can't Help Loving to Hate Her

With predictability approaching almost absolute certainty, Sarah Palin once again has stopped the Liberal Media and its gaggle of foppish babbling fools like clueless deer in the headlights of history.

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Maureen Dowd Writhes and Writes and Spits at Sarah Palin

Another tumultuous tirade by the Serpent Queen and her poison pen for the frenzied fanatical masses. Maureen Dowd once again admits angst and acrimony as she arches back to the ink wretched stain she becomes when against her chosen Nemesis, Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin Breaks the Mold - Resigns - Outsmarting Her Tormentors Once Again

Seizing the moment unexpectedly once again, Sarah Palin has sucked all the oxygen out of all the Newsrooms from coast to coast. Planned newscasts have ground to a standstill as she dominates the 24 Hour News Cycles

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Russia's Putin Orders All Casinos Closed - Estimated 400,000 to Lose Jobs

In a move that at times seems to have taken on almost farcical overtones, the Kremlin has offered the gambling industry only one option for survival: relocate to four regions in remote areas of Russia, as many as 4,000 miles from the capital.

Super Sales Pitchman Billy Mays Suddenly Dies at 50

The high pitched Pitchman will be yelling no more. Billy Mays was found unresponsive this morning by his wife after returning from Philadelphia where he was shooting yet another Oxy-Clean commercial

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Democrat Senator Conyer's Wife's Guilty Plea Puts Council in 'Gray Area'

Detroit -- Confusion continues on whether President Pro Tem Monica Conyers will stay in office until she's sentenced.

Sarah Palin Saves Alaska - Lil' Kim Points His Ding Dong at Hawaii

Lil' Kim of North Korea has been yapping like an over excited Chihuahua doing poppers at a spitting cat festival.

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Two Cable Giants Hope to Discourage Free Online TV

. Call it the anti-Hulu.

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford Admits Sexual Betrayal, Adultry, Extramarital Affair

South Carolina's wandering governor, Mark Sanford, said today he had an affair with an Argentine woman and that was why he disappeared without telling anyone he went to South America.

Letterman Opens Floodgate For Sexual Jokes About Obama's Underage Girls

What kind of pervert goes on National Television and makes jokes about an underage girl being raped and getting "Knocked Up"? Even worse, this elderly White male proposed his rape fantasy should target a national politician's little girl.

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White House Says Sotomayor Meant To Say Something Less Controversial

Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor finds herself under intensifying scrutiny for saying that a female Hispanic judge would often reach a better decision than a white male judge.

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Are More And Higher Taxes Patriotic or Just Stupid? Billionaire Moves To Fla. & Saves $5 Million

In front of 500 people at the Rochester Business Journal award luncheon Thursday, Golisano showed off his brand new Florida driver's license issued just last Wednesday. The billionaire's permanent home is now Naples, Florida.

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