New Nanny State Ordinance Controlling Your Property

It seems our Tuscaloosa Commissioners are going to take away some of our important liberties this year. They are assuming powers not theirs per our State Constitution.

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Racist Tax Imposed on Causasians

Well... here we go again dust bunnies...

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Secular Liberalism's Rationalizations for Dehumanizing Others

Any political ideology seeking to advance its agenda necessarily contrasts themselves as "right" in fundamentally important ways against what they define as "wrong" in any competing ideology. This is a short treatise on some aspects of Secular Liberalism

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Mean Girls - Toothed Condoms - and Obamacare

A South African doctor has invented a menacing, sharp toothed female condom designed to clamp into and inflict searing pain on any unfortunate johnson poking its eager head into the dark intrigues of the wrong feminine mystique

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"Slick Willy" Clinton and Oily Rahm Emanuel 'PUNK' Obama

Having for some time predicted Bill Clinton was working behind the scenes to get back at Barak Obama for implying he is a racist and for unmercifully stomping Hillary in the election, I have been targeted with insults, personal attacks and the usual assortment of labels regularl …

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Oily Obama Abandons Gushing Disaster for Dem Fundraiser

More than a month after hundreds of thousands of gallons of toxic oil began spewing all over the Gulf of Mexico from a fatal blowout at a BP oil platform, any meaningful and effective Obama response from the federal government is still missing in action

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Ted Turner: Is God speaking in Gulf Coast spill?

Ted Turner has decided to join those who claim God intentionally caused recent major disasters Remember Pat Robertson saying he thought God sent the terrorists to destroy the Twin Towers?

Are Illegal Immigrants Actually Racially Profiling America ?

There have been a number of charges made recently regarding the Arizona law that is attempting to address the flood of intentional law breakers illegally entering the United States of America.

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With A Mouthful Of Sexual Slurs, Liberals Attack Teabaggers

Once again, the laugh inducing carelessness of the impotent liberal attacks against certain minority groups reveals the duplicity and dishonesty of their agenda

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Government to Endorse Junk Food and Smoking Cigarettes

Washington, D.C. - In a stunning and totally unexpected move, the Obama administration has suddenly pulled the rug from under the anti-smoking movement and is set to reverse laws prohibiting the use of tobacco in public places.

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What's Next For Bill Clinton, Rescuing Paula Abdul?

Fresh from sneaking two young women out of yet another government building, Huckabilly for Life Bill Clinton may be called upon to rescue another dark haired beauty.

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57th State Presents Obama's 48th Birthday Cake With Huge "44" On Top

As current president Obama noted several months back, he has visited nearly all of the 57 states, somehow avoiding Alaska and its charmingly hot female governor.

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Ale to the Chief - Biden Crashes Obama's Brew Ha-Ha Party

Noting president Obama was making a Federal Case out of the Cambridge Confrontation, Joe Biden, rumored to be the current vice president, wrangled his way to the little fold out card table set up strategically under the Klieg Lights in order to steal a little of the spotlight for …

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Fatties, Smokers and French Whores, Out on the Sidewalk !

Filthy Hacking Smokers must stand out in the heat, the cold and the rain if they want to destroy themselves with their self-inflicted death wish.

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Sarah Palin Political Genius and the Chalice of Poison

Sarah Palin's decision to step down as Alaska's governor was a brilliant move.

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Snapshot of History -National Ten Commandments Confrontation - Last Free Man to Leave

MONTGOMERY, Al - Having had an unquenchable curiosity most of my life, and a certain knack for being around history as it happens, I found my instincts drawing me to the epicenter of this confrontation for a firsthand, eyewitness account of the clock ticking down to the federally …

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Ugly Female Misogyny Hisses and Spits at Hot Naked Video of Erin Andrews

Having whetted their appetites foaming over highly successful attractive women by gnashing and slashing the ankles of Sarah Palin, vicious female misogynists eagerly gush flammable vitriol on the fires of outrage where Erin Andrews is concerned

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Obama Attacks Cambridge, Mass. Police Department - Says They Acted Stupidly - Implies They Are Racists

An admittedly uninformed president Barak Obama announced on national TV and multiple Cable News Outlets that "Cambridge police acted stupidly" when they arrested professor Henry Gates, a friend of the president's, after he broke into a house and officers dispatched to the scene d …

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Crusty Old Walter Cronkite Dies - Liberal Broadcaster To Speak No More

After ninety plus years, Walter Cronkite has reached that final sign off, and "That's the way it is".

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Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome and Snake Tounged Sally Quinn

Sally Quinn has gone Gonzo again, but this time it isn't Hunter Thompson she's pumping breathlessly by the roadside, it's every Liberal's favorite Political Pinata, Sarah Palin

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Obama Scopes Hot Girl Who Contributes To Global Warming

Ever vigilant and at the ready for nubile violaters radiating unseen pheromone emissions, Obama zeros in on a potential Hot Zone that may need an official government inquiry

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Sarah Palin Confounds Liberals- But They Can't Help Loving to Hate Her

With predictability approaching almost absolute certainty, Sarah Palin once again has stopped the Liberal Media and its gaggle of foppish babbling fools like clueless deer in the headlights of history.

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Maureen Dowd Writhes and Writes and Spits at Sarah Palin

Another tumultuous tirade by the Serpent Queen and her poison pen for the frenzied fanatical masses. Maureen Dowd once again admits angst and acrimony as she arches back to the ink wretched stain she becomes when against her chosen Nemesis, Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin Breaks the Mold - Resigns - Outsmarting Her Tormentors Once Again

Seizing the moment unexpectedly once again, Sarah Palin has sucked all the oxygen out of all the Newsrooms from coast to coast.

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Russia's Putin Orders All Casinos Closed - Estimated 400,000 to Lose Jobs

In a move that at times seems to have taken on almost farcical overtones, the Kremlin has offered the gambling industry only one option for survival: relocate to four regions in remote areas of Russia, as many as 4,000 miles from the capital.

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